Making the most of rain, soaked inspiration and questionable decisions one blog post at a time.

I know this might hit hard for some folks, and I understand that it might stir up some anger or defensiveness. But I want to…
So, let’s just get this out of the way: I’m not what you’d call a card-carrying member of the Pioneer Woman Fan Club. In fact,…
I was in elementary school, back in the 70’s- and like clockwork, every Friday was Pizza Day—an unofficial national holiday in our cafeteria hearts. The…
Lately, I’ve been deep in the weird little rabbit hole of weight-loss influencers—people sipping tiny kale smoothies, filming themselves from flattering overhead angles, and declaring…

Born and raised in the Pacific Northwest—back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or so it feels some mornings)—I’m what you’d call “seasoned.” After a lifetime of wandering around this big, quirky United States, collecting stories, bad habits, and questionable furniture, I’ve found myself right back where I started. Guess home really does call you back, like a determined telemarketer.
This blog? It’s… well, it’s everything and nothing, really. A hodgepodge of childhood memories, random musings, opinions no one asked for, and the occasional tangent about whatever pops into my brain at 3 a.m. Think of it as my mental junk drawer—only slightly more organized and with fewer rubber bands.
If you’re into stories about the good old days (when TV had antennas and phones had cords), reflections on life’s oddities, or just want to hang out in the mind of someone who thinks they’re funnier than they probably are—welcome.
Grab a cup of coffee, settle in, and let’s take a trip through my scribbles. It’s part nostalgia, part nonsense, and all me. If nothing else, I promise you’ll leave here either entertained, confused, or both.
Stick around—there’s plenty more where this came from.